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The Speeding Ticket Excuse


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“Yes!” Alex said with a nod, as if it was the most reasonable thing in the world. “Rufus is very particular about his celebrations. He doesn’t like waiting around, and if I don’t get there on time, he’ll be upset. And honestly, we can’t have a sad dog on his birthday. It’s just not right.”

The officer stood silent for a moment, clearly processing this unusual information. Alex, sensing that his excuse might be working, pressed on.

“And you know,” Alex continued, “it’s not just about the presents. I got him a new squeaky toy, and he’s been talking about it all week. He’s very smart for a dog—he can actually understand everything I say. So, you see, it’s not just me being irresponsible; I’m trying to save my dog’s happiness. You wouldn’t want to disappoint a dog on his birthday, would you?”